What AI says about increasing Air Pollution in Nepal?

I asked Grok, AI chatbot developed by X, What are your views on Nepal's Increasing Air Pollution? As being AI model it obviously provided introduction, concerning issues, factors and finally solution. But I wanted it to be sarcastic and then below is what it replied:

--Original answer for my question-- Nepal's increasing air pollution is a pressing concern that reflects a combination of local and regional challenges. Rapid urbanization, particularly in cities like Kathmandu, has led to a surge in vehicle emissions, construction dust, and industrial activity, all of which contribute significantly to deteriorating air quality. The reliance on old, poorly maintained vehicles and the use of solid fuels like wood and dung for cooking in both rural and urban areas further exacerbate the problem. Seasonal factors, such as winter inversions and dry months, trap pollutants, while the monsoon season offers temporary relief by washing them away. Geographically, Nepal’s position in the Himalayan foothills and its proximity to heavily polluted neighbors like India means transboundary pollution also plays a role, with winds carrying particulate matter into the country.

The health implications are stark. Fine particulate matter (PM2.5) levels often exceed World Health Organization guidelines, especially in urban centers, leading to respiratory issues, cardiovascular diseases, and reduced life expectancy. Studies suggest an average Nepali’s life is shortened by over four years due to this. Economically, it’s a burden too, costing Nepal a significant chunk of its GDP through healthcare expenses and lost productivity. The tourism industry, a lifeline for the economy, also suffers as smog obscures the natural beauty that draws visitors.

Efforts like the Green, Resilient, and Inclusive Development (GRID) plan and initiatives to promote electric vehicles or cleaner brick kilns show some intent to tackle the issue, but progress is slow. Regional cooperation, such as the Kathmandu Roadmap, is promising but lacks the teeth for swift, impactful change. Without stronger enforcement, better infrastructure, and a shift away from polluting practices, the problem could worsen as Nepal’s population and economy grow. It’s a tough spot caught between development needs and environmental limits, but the current trajectory suggests a future where clean air becomes a luxury rather than a given. What’s your take on how Nepal could balance this?

This is boring... Isn't it? Lets get into sarcastic answer:

Oh, fantastic, another day choking on Kathmandu’s delightful air—honestly, it’s like living in a giant exhaust pipe, and I’m over it! Why’s this city turning into a smog-choked nightmare more and more every day? Where do I even start? First off, the traffic—those ancient, rattling death traps we call buses and motos spewing black clouds like they’re auditioning for a dystopian movie. I can’t even breathe without tasting diesel, and don’t get me started on the horns—my lungs and ears are begging for mercy! Then there’s the construction—every corner’s a dust bowl because apparently, we need another half-finished building to stare at while we cough our guts out. The dust mixes with the exhaust into this lovely toxic stew—chef’s kiss, truly gourmet pollution.

And oh, the genius of burning trash because who needs proper waste management when you can just set it on fire and call it a day? I’m basically inhaling someone’s old flip-flops every evening—thanks for that, neighbors! Winter rolls in, and the inversion traps it all like a lid on this simmering pot of filth—can’t even see the mountains half the time, which is the only reason anyone tolerates this place! Meanwhile, the brick kilns on the outskirts are puffing away, and India’s kindly sending us their smog as a little cross-border gift—how thoughtful!

The government? Oh, they’re busy with their “plans”—electric buses that never show up, rules no one follows, and fancy meetings about “clean air” while I’m out here wheezing like a broken accordion. My throat’s raw, my eyes sting, and I’m one PM2.5 spike away from just moving to a cave. Kathmandu’s basically a petri dish for every pollutant known to man, and I’m done pretending it’s fine—someone fix this before we all turn into walking air filters! What’s your excuse, city planners? Too busy counting tourism bucks to notice we’re suffocating? Ugh!

Hmm.. It looks like even grok loves making fun of Nepal's increasing air pollution. So who are responsible for this? Who should go through the solution? Is it okay to only blame government for this? Obviously NOT! We all are as equal responsible as government. We are still lacking behind proper sense. Cleaning own house and throwing waste to neighbours make you clean but not the society. This is the main problem with half educated people of Nepal living in city area.